
Show me the real me
Things I am going to do when Pokemon Go comes out:
-come up with a goofy catchphrase to say before I start a battle and when I win/lose
-ask strangers for their numbers after we battle so I can call them constantly to tell them how strong my top percentage rattata is
-brush up on my Pokeflute playing skills in case of a Snorlax blocking my path
-start a gym and hand out badges to people who beat me
-scream “THERE’S A TIME AND PLACE FOR EVERYTHING” at people riding bikes in illogical locations
-jump out at unsuspecting civilians when they walk past to battle
-blast inspiring Pokemon music when I travel around or battle people
-cosplay every day
-lose my entire social life
why must ppl attack the makoharus like literally what is bad about makoharu, it is good and pure

Jocks on 4 Paws 500 follower giveaway!
Go here to read the rules and enter. I’m running it off site due to rules. (Plus this way has spreadsheets)
The sports pack I’m giving away includes:
- 3 fastbacks
- 2 netted balls (can be substituted)
- a hand clicker (not the one shown since it’s covered in Sal sweat)
- a fur tug (not pictured here since I haven’t made it)
- a paracord harness handle or a paracord leash tab (not the one pictured - that’s Bern’s and is also covered in Sal sweat)
- tea. Because everyone needs tea after a hard day’s work.
Contest ends August 23rd, 2015 whenever I’m done the Kaos Flyball tourney (or more likely, the monday after since i’ll be wiped).
If you have any questions, feel free to poke me and I’ll answer as best I can.
so my boyfriend ribcrave made a post already, but it’s not getting much circulation, so i thought i would make my own highlighting our financial situation, along with proof that we don’t have any money.
we are in very real danger of becoming homeless, as our lease runs out in two weeks, and we don’t have enough money to stay anywhere else.
in october, i began applying for ssi. i’m deaf and i have severe ptsd and psychosis. unfortunately, something went wrong, and i was forced to reschedule my application appointment to march. i’ve been applying since, and was recently approved. however, it was determined that i apparently get workers compensation (i don’t), and that i didn’t need the money, so they’re withholding it from me until i need it. if i don’t get the money within the next two weeks, we will be homeless.
not only that, but we also need to feed ourselves, and buy basic necessities, like toilet paper.
i currently have $-126.58 in my bank and no income whatsoever. this is a screenshot of my three most recent transactions. my bank was overdrawn because i had no choice but to spend 11 dollars on food.
alex has $1.81 in his bank account. this is a screenshot of his current balance. he lost his job a few weeks ago, shortly after being outed to his boss as trans.
while we were lucky enough to get a donation and a commission, we are really desperate for money. i feel bad for asking again, but we’re in real danger. we have pets, we’re both disabled, and being homeless would take a huge toll on our mental and physical health.
please, please check out this post of the things you can commission from us. there’s a link to a blog with examples of my art, alex’s art, his crocheted pieces, and some of my writing. anything helps, but if you don’t have the money, please signal boost this or his post.
if you would like to donate, our paypal is asmacks13@gmail.com, though we would prefer to give you something in return. again, please boost this or alex’s post, we appreciate any help we can get, whether it’s making sure more people see this or commissioning us. if you have any advice, we wouldn’t mind that either. thank you.
please boost this, the notes have slowed down a lot and we still need help!
WolvesAugust and After
Wolves
But there are wolves,
they won’t let me fall in love,
prowling my heart
They won’t move,
all these wolves they won’t let me fall in love
Prowling my heart(x)
Dog hair on my clothes. Dog hair in my food. Dog hair in my hair.
This is massively high quality content. Make a whole movie like this

…with my bare hands.
Finally got around to season 2. Screamed through most of it. :|
I think I’ll eat your heart.
Binder giveaway
Hey guys,
I’ve decided to do another binder giveaway. The winner will receive a brand new gc2b-apparel binder in the size they need! Here are the rules:
1. You have to be following me
2. Reblogs will count as entries so the more you reblog the post the more times you are entered to win
3. Likes will not count towards an entryI will be picking a winner on July 24th so start reblogging!

